Go Jack. Go Auburn.

Yes, you too can be infamous and live online forever.

Last week Auburn trounced Boylan 78-59. It was in all the papers and according to Joe it was a helluva game.  You were there and took pictures. I’ve seen pictures of you taking pictures. You know who you are. I’d like to post them but I don’t have any.

Everybody wants something. People in Hell want ice water. I want a few thousand digital ones and zeros.

But what do I get. Pictures? No. We ain’t got no pictures. We don’t have to give you no stinkin’ pictures.

Click here to see what I’m talking about.

Here’s the deal. If you email me a picture you can read the rest of this. Otherwise stop reading right now and you’ll never know that Auburn hosts Hononegah on Feb. 4th at 5:30 p.m.

So don’t go any further. Go back to whatever it was you were doing. Zero hours will be handed out to those who can’t or won’t cooperate.

On Saturday, February 4, 2012, you can eat a fine meal in the Auburn cafeteria and go to the game. I don’t know what they’ll be serving but Joe says, “Try it, you’ll like it.”  The tickets for this gut-busting double event are only $12.00.

One problem. They need the money by early next week to order the food. Get in your car and drive to Auburn High. It’s still in the same place, way out on Auburn St. across from Cottonwood Airport.

Go in the front door to the office. The office will take your money or tell you where to go. 

No, Mr. Bloyer and Miss Johnson won’t be there to greet you. They’re not there giving zero-hours but they may check to see if you have any old ones to make up. Tony? WOW.

The Knights play the Hononegah Indians. The game starts at 5:30 p.m. but get there early, like 5:00 p.m.

If you don’t want to eat and see the old cafeteria, you can show up at the game around 5:00 and get your ticket.

Let’s keep those cards and letters and pictures coming. 5521.